Photo Album Coffee Table

I guess I didn’t
get around to throwing out
those pictures of her

VCR Coffee Table

it was really hard
scraping off labels that said
“Cheers”, “Friends” and “Seinfeld”

I am just hoping
that my pants don’t get stuck in these
and get all greasy

“Yummy Chileans!”
you gladly offer, but thanks
I’ll just have a beer

life-changing designs
iPhone in a pyramid
feel the energy

who would throw away
a perfectly good pallet
just needs wheels and paint

chaste religious groups
probably do not even
use coffee tables